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70 Halloween quotes to celebrate the spooky season

These short, cute and funny sayings dedicated to October 31 are scary good.
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It's Halloween and what better way to celebrate than by indulging in some of your favorite spooky activities?

Whether you mark the occasion by carving a jack-o'-lanterns, going trick-or-treating or watching all your favorite horror movies, don't forget to take plenty of pictures of every show-stopping moment, then post them or send to friends and family using one of these inspired Halloween quotes.

From short sayings like Shakespeare's witch quote “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble," to scary quotes including H.P. Lovecraft's “They cannot be seen because they creep only in the dark,” you'll find a comprehensive collection of Halloween passages to use however you see fit.

If your heart beats black and orange, then you're sure to agree that Halloween is the best holiday of the year and there's no better way to recognize it than by passing along one of these cute, funny or spooky sayings.

In the list below, you'll find memorable lines from luminaries like Edgar Allan Poe and Ray Bradbury, as well as sayings from your favorite Halloween movies including “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” “Hocus Pocus,” “Beetlejuice,” and even a few lyrics from classic Halloween songs like “Thriller” and “Ghostbusters.”

Whatever haunted happenings you've got planned this year, get ready to be spellbound by one of these spirited Halloween quotes.

Short Halloween quotes

Halloween Quotes
  • “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds.” — Eleanor Estes, “The Witch Family”
  • “Be careful what you wish for, especially during the season of the dead.” — Byrd Nash, “Delicious Death”
  • “It’s just a bunch of hocus-pocus.” — A.W. Jantha, “Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel”
  • “It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright and we shall see that can’t be seen on any other night.” — Jack Prelutsky, “It’s Halloween”
  • “Tis the night — the night of the grave’s delight.” — Arthur Cleveland Coxe, “Halloween: A Romaunt”
Halloween Quotes
  • “A lantern in his hand he bears, the way by night to show; and, from its flame, he's got the name of Jack O'Lantern now.” — Hercules Ellis, “The Romance of Jack O'Lantern”
  • “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” — Edgar Allan Poe, “A Dream Within a Dream”
  • “And skeletons dancing to a tune; and cries of children stifled soon; and over all a blood-red moon.” — Conrad Aiken, “The Vampire”
  • “Evil has only the power that we give it.” — Ray Bradbury, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
  • "Halloween spooks outside my window, Halloween spooks behind the tree. I wish that the children could see, but I can't find them for the life of me. And there's Halloween spooks outside my window pane!" — Lambert, Hendricks & Ross, "Halloween Spooks"
  • “Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!” — Aunt Frances Owens, “Practical Magic”
  •  “By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare, “Macbeth”
Halloween Quotes
  • “On Hallowe’en they all jump off the roof and fly!” — Ice Cream Boy, “Practical Magic”
  • “In masks and gowns we haunt the street and knock on doors for trick or treat.” — Jack Prelutsky, “It’s Halloween”
  • “Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.” — H.P. Lovecraft, “The Short Stories of H.P. Lovecraft”  
  • “I knew nothing but shadows and I thought them to be real.” -Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare, “Macbeth”
  • “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad
  • “At night the fog was thick and full of light, and sometimes voices.” — Erin Bow, “Plain Kate”
  • “Life itself is but the shadow of death, and souls departed but the shadows of the living.” — Thomas Browne, “Garden of Cyrus”

Halloween quotes from movies

  • “I am the pumpkin king.” — Jack Skellington, “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
  • “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” — Morticia, “The Addams Family”
  • “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.” — Wednesday Addams, “The Addams Family”
Halloween Quotes
  • “You ever feel prickly things on the back of your neck?”— Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”
  • “There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Alice Hoffman, “Practical Magic”
  • “When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with the devil.” — Thomasin, “The Witch”
  • “It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Sheriff Leigh Brackett, “Halloween”
Halloween Quotes
  • What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?” — Barbara, “Beetlejuice”
  • “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.” — Grandpa, “The Lost Boys”
  • “Sisters, All Hallows’ Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” — Winifred Sanderson, “Hocus Pocus”
  • “Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’ — Viago, “What We Do in the Shadows”
Halloween Quotes
  • “It’s pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.’” — Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, “Young Frankenstein”
  • “Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson, “Hocus Pocus”
  • “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath — would you be standing in the horror section?” — Randy Meeks, “Scream”
  • “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” —Wednesday Addams, “The Addams family”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson, “Hocus Pocus”
  • “Some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.” — Sara Evers, “The Haunted Mansion”
  • “If I’d known you were coming, I could’ve made up the dungeon.” — Morticia Addams, “The Addams Family”

Funny Halloween quotes

  • “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — The Corpse Bride, “The Corpse Bride”
  • “Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania station?” — Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, “Young Frankenstein”
  • “There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” — Linus, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “Reflections on Ice Breaking”
  •  “Was deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I’m a grown man. So, Batman.” — Stephen Colbert
  • “For Halloween, I’m going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater property and put it back on the shelf.” — Rob Delaney
  • “Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.” — Linus, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
Halloween Quotes
  • “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.” — Ray Parker Jr., “Ghostbusters”
  • “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
  • “Halloween is just finals week for parents.” — Jim Gaffigan
  • “Halloween: the night that fathers get their hearts broken when they see their daughters costume.” — Whitney Cummings
Halloween Quotes

Halloween quotes

  • "She’d always loved Halloween. A magic night. A night when anything could happen. Monsters could be real. Magic could whisper in the air." — Cynthia Eden
  • “Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” — Ray Bradbury, “The Halloween Tree”
  • “It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright and we shall see that can’t be seen on any other night.” — Jack Prelutsky, “It’s Halloween”
  • “If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear!” — Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows’ Eve will the spirits come to play.” — Solange nicole
  • “They thought of All Hallows’ Night and the billion ghosts awandering the lonely lanes in cold winds and strange smokes.” — Ray Bradbury, “The Halloween Tree”
  • “A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” — Roald Dahl, “The Witches”
  • “I know of witches who whistle at different pitches, calling things that don’t have names.” — Helen Oyeyemi, “White is for Witching”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” — William Shakespeare, “Hamlet”
  • “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, 'Tonight is Halloween!'” — Dexter Kozen
  • “Suddenly the day was gone, night came out from under each tree and spread.” — Ray Bradbury, “The Halloween Tree”
  • “Be careful in the company of monsters that you don’t become one.” — Cindy Gerard, “Take No Prisoners”
Halloween Quotes
  • “Fear has many eyes, and can see things underground.” — Miguel de Cervantes, “The Adventures of Don Quixote”
  • “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand.” — Vincent Price, “Thriller”
  •  “Whoever is not in his coffin and the dark grave, let him know he has enough.” — Walt Whitman
  • “So the darkness shall be the light, and the stillness the dancing.” — T.S. Eliot
  •  “I be the witch of the wood.” — Thomasin, “The Witch”
Halloween Quotes
  • “You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop: The Twilight Zone.” — Rod Serling, “The Twilight Zone”
  • “The jack-o'-lantern follows me with tapered, glowing eyes. His yellow teeth grin evily. His cackle I despise.” — Richelle Goodrich, “Slaying Dragons”
  • "Candle, spoon and carving knife: nearing the vigil of the dead, let’s impose a little life upon a ripening, faceless head.” — Robert B. Shaw, “Jack O’ Lantern”